Don't Say I Never Gave You Anything

 Well, technically Jack in the Box is giving it to you... but I told you about it. So suck it.

http://email.jackinthebox.com/free-2-tacos/index.php

That's right, I'm giving away 2 Free Tacos on Tuesday, November 16th after 2pm. No coupon or anything. Just show up after 2pm and say, "Gimme your Free Tacos!" Or something less aggressive. You don't want people thinking you're pulling some kind of taco-hold-up or anything. Ask nicely and ye shall receive.

Happy Taco-ing.

-Jack

Check Out Blogwave!

It seems that a few of our fellow bloggers have started a little project that, I think, is really kind of cool. They basically get on skype and record themselves circle-jerking eachother. Sounds lame right?

Wrong.

They are actually full of helpful tips and tricks to keep your blog in the now. It's a much funner way to learn about blogging and other helpful websites as if it came up in casual conversation, which is exactly what this is.

They also take the time to talk about other interesting blogs out there right now, including.... mine! No surprise there.

Here's a little snippet:



The voice that you probably already recognize (the lovely British lad) is Rats, of RatsRunThisTown, The older Canadian sounding fellow is Frosty of Frosted Heretic, and then there's the voice of the average nerd, the host, Snickelsox of Average Joe Gaming.

I highly suggest you check these guys out. This is the makings of a great community of which you could (even unknowingly, in my case) become a big part of. At the very least, its a good soundtrack to play in the background as you blog.

Who wants to make some extra money?

 So, here's the deal guys. You all have given me such great input and suggestions that I feel that I must share this goldmine with you: http://www.neobux.com/?r=Flippydoo

I know a lot of you are probably jobless like me, and in need of some extra money. We all know that those shitty online "MAKE $$$ FAST" programs either don't work or attempt to give you spywares.

NEOBUX is amazing and doesn't require you to do anything but sign up and click a button 4 times each day, which takes up a grand total of 120 seconds of your not-so-valuable time. In less than four months I've already earned $230, with absolutely ZERO investment.

This is known as a PTC or Paid-To-Click site, which, quite honestly are a dime a dozen. Neobux, however, is by far the cleanest, simplest, best supported, most trusted, highest paying of them all.

If you're interested, please sign up with my referral link or banners above.

Using that link helps me greatly by crediting my account for referring you, which you can then turn around and do yourself by posting your own link once your account has been active for a while. By referring people, you are also granted 1 cent every time they click, which is really what makes this website shine.

I'm sure you'll be skeptic like I was at first... but if you check out the "success stories" and "payment proof" sections on their forums, you'll see just how much you can potentially get paid in the long run. There are people who have been paid over $10,000 through this site (not like YOU will be making that much, but it's possible). No other PTC site in the world can claim to provide such a high payout.

The best part is that you can also "rent" referrals, which are people who have signed up without using anyone's referral link. You can use the money that you've already generated by clicking to do this. You can start renting for as low as $0.75, which will give you 3 referrals for 30 days with the option to extend the rental period once you see how they perform. These are all guaranteed to be active clickers and are automatically recycled for free if they aren't. I recommend saving up til you reach $2.50 in order to rent 10 referrals. The more money you put back in to rent more and more referrals, the faster your money begins to exponentially increase. It's incredibly simple and extremely profitable for all.

tl;dr - Use my link to sign up to awesome free website to make some easy extra spending dollars. Requires little patience and no investment. So why not do it?!

P.S. Another decent PTC Site I use is Ayuwage. Ayuwage is similar, and good to use in conjunction with Neobux, but to be honest Neobux is really all you need. :]

Help, I have writer's block!

So, I was just about to put up a new poll asking you all what I think I should focus on for my next post, when I realized, hey! Why give you a set list of options when, clearly, you all are so much more creative than me. So this is a open question:

WTF SHOULD I WRITE ABOUT?

I will read through your suggestions and, when I feel one of you has captured the essence of this blog in a hilarious and interesting way, I will make my next post about whatever you suggest!

I reserve the right to alter, improve, and otherwise steal your idea as my own.

I love you guys, now let's see some creativity!

Halloween > You Guys

Yeah yeah I know what you're all thinking

HEY, YOU GUY. YOUR BLOG IS MY FAVORITE BLOG IN THE WHOLE WORLD. WITHOUT IT I HAVE BEEN A SAD, LOST SOUL. WHERE THE F**K HAVE YOU BEEN?!

One word: Alcohol and sluttily dressed girls.

That's where I've been, so calm your needy asses down. I just have to wipe off all the booze and candy corn and vomit and probably semen that is strewn about my house, and I'll be able to provide you all with some more laughter and fuzzy feelings. So hold tight!

This is what my Sunday night looked like.

How did YOUR halloweens go?

Some Kind of Ultra Virus

You may remember from a previous post that I am the most amazing boyfriend in the world when taking care of a sick girlfriend. However,

NEVER AGAIN.

I am SO SICK I WANT TO DIE. You know how when girls are sick they just have these cute little sniffles and miniature coughs that sounds like they accomplish nothing other than making you say "awww"? It's so adorable and funny and harmless right? NOPE.

The color of the snot pouring from my face can only be described as a shade of green yet unknown to man, because it is SO green, that any other green objects around it are literally sapped of their pigment in order to feed the MOTHER GREEN.

Ever heard of this thing called walking? Not me. My muscles are so perplexed by the simple idea of THINKING about walking, that they have prematurely atrophied because they know that I'm not getting up anytime soon.

My cough has caused my neighbors to believe that a college aged person no longer lives here, but instead, a very very old chain smoking beluga whale has moved in.

And the best part? I can't even go to the doctor because I don't have medical insurance!

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT BABY, YOU KILLED YOUR BOYFRIEND.

I know some of you who think you're smart are probably thinking, "dude, your girlfriend was sick what, a month ago? You can't catch something a MONTH ago and just be getting sick from it now! How can you blame her?!"

Well let me tell you something, Mr. Smarty Pants Hipster Asshole. Ever heard of Super AIDS? I know you've seen South Park. Don't act like it's too mainstream for you. SUPER AIDS is a strain of AIDS that has become resistant to the medical treatment that slows down and alleviates the suffering from normal AIDS. I believe that whatever she infected me with is so powerful that it laid dormant in my system for weeks, until it was powerful enough to create a shitstorm that could overrun my immune system and any medicines I tried to treat it with.

I have been referring to it as an "Ultra Virus," and I believe that I am correct because whenever I refer to it by name, it becomes angered and causes me to retch in pain.

So piss off, you vegan bike riding douche. And stop defending my poisonous girlfriend!


But who knows? I could be wrong. Maybe it's not a super virus. Maybe, it's something else. But if that's the case... there's only one thing I can do to help.

You're welcome.

Here's Your Stupid Tigers

Tiger, tiger, on the wall

Please choose someone else to maul.

Tiger, tiger, striped and quick

Eating me will make you sick.

Tiger, tiger, in the zoo

You just stepped in monkey poo!

Ha ha, stupid tiger!

If, after reading this poem, you still think you like tigers, think again. Here's a little video that outlines just how
much tigers suck.

There's a new poll up now... this time you only get a yes or no option, jerks.

Tomorrow's update will be back on topic!