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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Here's Your Stupid Tigers

Tiger, tiger, on the wall
Please choose someone else to maul.

Tiger, tiger, striped and quick
Eating me will make you sick.

Tiger, tiger, in the zoo
You just stepped in monkey poo!

Ha ha, stupid tiger!

If, after reading this poem, you still think you like tigers, think again. Here's a little video that outlines just how
much tigers suck.


There's a new poll up now... this time you only get a yes or no option, jerks.

Tomorrow's update will be back on topic!

Posted by Flippy at 1:09 PM

48 comments:

  1. razortekOctober 19, 2010 at 1:29 PM

    lol rlly funny xD

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  2. FrankOctober 19, 2010 at 1:56 PM

    The little poem was actually rather disappointing... The video however, was pure gold and I rofl'd so I guess you passed...

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  3. Hidden BloggerOctober 19, 2010 at 2:48 PM

    Continuing the awesome stuff. XD

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  4. DanOctober 19, 2010 at 5:07 PM

    Nice poem. Tigers are pretty lame.

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  5. Secret Guide to ShavingOctober 19, 2010 at 7:58 PM

    cracking me up haha. Keep them coming

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  6. AlexXxOctober 19, 2010 at 11:12 PM

    beautiful

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  7. RatsRunThisTownOctober 20, 2010 at 5:48 AM

    I dunno what it is about you man, but you always make me smile so much! The last line I lol'd at :3

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  8. AnonymousOctober 20, 2010 at 6:17 AM

    damn always impressed with monkey's agility and speed

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  9. kailusOctober 20, 2010 at 6:59 AM

    Epic :D

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  10. AnonymousOctober 20, 2010 at 7:01 AM

    very epic :)) good job

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  11. njohnfixesOctober 20, 2010 at 9:12 AM

    lol very awesome. I love it.

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  12. Light Weight Baby!October 20, 2010 at 11:51 AM

    thanks for sharing!

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  13. TheModTimesOctober 20, 2010 at 11:53 AM

    LOL I LOVE TIGERS :D

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  14. JWilliamsOctober 20, 2010 at 11:53 AM

    nice!!

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  15. Hidden BloggerOctober 20, 2010 at 1:58 PM

    On a second read, it sounds like Calvin wrote it. :D

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  16. BLUERADOctober 20, 2010 at 3:16 PM

    Dude i really like your poetry, has an air of nonchalance to it while still being witty. Keep it up!

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  17. Secret Guide to ShavingOctober 20, 2010 at 4:39 PM

    Washcloth trick is pretty sweet. Cold shaving cream? Ahhhh!!

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  18. Secret Guide to ShavingOctober 20, 2010 at 6:10 PM

    BTW, I just realized you have "and make me some stew" on the artwork on the front page..hilarious

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  19. CactiOctober 20, 2010 at 6:24 PM

    Seconding what Hidden Blogger said.

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  20. icøn¡cOctober 20, 2010 at 7:09 PM

    Calvin and Hobbes style!

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  21. CrammarcOctober 20, 2010 at 7:41 PM

    well I made it out debt free, horay cheap school

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  22. Home Alone StonedOctober 20, 2010 at 7:59 PM

    tigers are so badass

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  23. Touch and FeelOctober 20, 2010 at 8:30 PM

    Hilarious poem!

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  24. What are you doing here.October 20, 2010 at 9:43 PM

    Bittersweet poem =}

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  25. SweeeeeetasOctober 20, 2010 at 10:13 PM

    @Dan :O Why are tigers "lame" ??

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  26. SC2 StratsOctober 21, 2010 at 12:26 AM

    lol tigers.

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  27. nickOctober 21, 2010 at 5:15 AM

    haha thats really funny

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  28. Identity WithheldOctober 21, 2010 at 7:23 AM

    lol awesome vid

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  29. BannedFromAdsense.NETOctober 21, 2010 at 2:47 PM

    like it!

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  30. RLouisosOctober 21, 2010 at 2:54 PM

    tigers!

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  31. Jonathan AmadorOctober 21, 2010 at 2:57 PM

    naw, don't be mean to those poor litl tiggers ;3

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  32. daily tipsOctober 21, 2010 at 3:04 PM

    lol nice poem! very calvin and hobbes-esque :)

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  33. UnlogicOctober 21, 2010 at 3:09 PM

    awww, tigers ^^

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  34. justinb7714October 21, 2010 at 3:16 PM

    nice poem!

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  35. LepoidimOctober 21, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    haha lol X)

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  36. Come At Me BroOctober 21, 2010 at 3:22 PM

    Love the vid too!

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  37. AnonymousOctober 21, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    Aaaahaha... that was funny. That monkey played him like crazy.

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  38. gnjili shepardOctober 21, 2010 at 3:50 PM

    the video was great

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  39. AskAMassiveProOctober 21, 2010 at 4:15 PM

    haha keep these coming

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  40. indiecolaOctober 21, 2010 at 5:09 PM

    awesome stuff, keep it up :)

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  41. Come At Me BroOctober 22, 2010 at 12:17 PM

    Love the vid!

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  42. ChrisOctober 22, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    I was rooting for the monkey

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  43. RXD GamingOctober 22, 2010 at 5:07 PM

    Tiger monkey fight!

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  44. Ante BabajaOctober 23, 2010 at 11:07 AM

    i love your poems. hahah tigers are so goofy

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  45. Secret Guide to ShavingOctober 24, 2010 at 12:41 AM

    Always original. How bout some new posts?!

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  46. scorpion tacoOctober 24, 2010 at 9:53 AM

    awesome post!

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  47. AnonymousOctober 24, 2010 at 2:52 PM

    haha nice

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  48. FacilitatorOctober 29, 2010 at 12:50 PM

    That gibbon is my hero.

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