Stay Out of My Business

We all know the workplace is no place for a woman... but still, they have trouble understanding this. A man-driven business environment is best kept afloat my minimizing distractions. Men should not be concerned with things like Fall Fashion or which dish soap keeps dishes sparkling clean. The same goes for a home office. That's why today's entry is entitled "Stay Out of My Business"

Fluttering papers, overturned desks, 

A barren wasteland devoid of productivity.

This is the dark portrait

Of business nightmare.

Though your babymaker, we cannot live without,

Your business advice, we can.

So please, don't come into my office

Trying to educate me about the wonders of Clorox,

When I'm clearly trying to look at porn.

And now that you distracted me,

I missed an important plot point.

Alas, I am lost.