Yes, I Do Think You're Pretty. Now Stop Asking.

They just always need validation, don't they? Today's little poetic update is called, "Yes, I Do Think You're Pretty. Now Stop Asking."

Yes, godammit, yes

You are a creature of beauty

Your radiant curls light up my life!

So please,

Stop looking in the mirror now,

We are late for the movie.

You know its going to be dark in there, yes?

Dark, like the color of my soul.

When you whisper the words

"We are going to see Twilight,"

And then you can't decide what to wear,

Like you're going to be judged

As the pasty face of a faggy vampire looks down on you

Pitying your shabby wardrobe.

I know you fellas know exactly what I'm talking about. I mean, really, do you have to look like taylor fucking swift every time you step outside?! The answer is no, so shut the fuck up and put on a T-shirt.

"Hmmm, I have the same dress in 19 different colors, but which one do I CHOOSE?!"