Fluttering papers, overturned desks,
A barren wasteland devoid of productivity.
This is the dark portrait
Of business nightmare.
Though your babymaker, we cannot live without,
Your business advice, we can.
So please, don't come into my office
Trying to educate me about the wonders of Clorox,
When I'm clearly trying to look at porn.
And now that you distracted me,
I missed an important plot point.
Alas, I am lost.