HEY, YOU GUY. YOUR BLOG IS MY FAVORITE BLOG IN THE WHOLE WORLD. WITHOUT IT I HAVE BEEN A SAD, LOST SOUL. WHERE THE F**K HAVE YOU BEEN?!
One word: Alcohol and sluttily dressed girls.
That's where I've been, so calm your needy asses down. I just have to wipe off all the booze and candy corn and vomit and probably semen that is strewn about my house, and I'll be able to provide you all with some more laughter and fuzzy feelings. So hold tight!
|This is what my Sunday night looked like.|
How did YOUR halloweens go?