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Monday, November 1, 2010

Halloween > You Guys

Yeah yeah I know what you're all thinking

HEY, YOU GUY. YOUR BLOG IS MY FAVORITE BLOG IN THE WHOLE WORLD. WITHOUT IT I HAVE BEEN A SAD, LOST SOUL. WHERE THE F**K HAVE YOU BEEN?!

One word: Alcohol and sluttily dressed girls.

That's where I've been, so calm your needy asses down. I just have to wipe off all the booze and candy corn and vomit and probably semen that is strewn about my house, and I'll be able to provide you all with some more laughter and fuzzy feelings. So hold tight!

This is what my Sunday night looked like.

How did YOUR halloweens go?

17 comments:

  1. Went 2 town with my mates, all of us were "ghostbusters" ended up in a rock club getting smashed and hitting on hot lasses, best Halloween ever!

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  2. I SAT AND WAITED FOR YOU TO UPDATE YOUR BLOG. THAT'S WHAT

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  3. I must say, you are giving yourself just a little bit too much credit here... Ever since we can't vote Tigers on your polls anymore, the quality of your blog has been downhill...

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  4. mine was uneventful, drinking with the missus, watching old shitty movies, passing out

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  5. Not as well as yours.
    I assume the vomit was, of course, from the super virus that you infected everyone with that visited your house during the weekend?

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  6. Glad you had a blast during halloween. Mine was pretty tame by comparison.

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  7. Mine went kinda like that pumpkin image.

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  8. Kewl story, bra! waiting for updates from you

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  9. Man dude, I want some more postage to chew on. when you coming back?

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  10. soon, very soon! I'm bouncing around ideas for my next post. i'm also so busy reading all of your posts that i never seem to have time to write my own! haha

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