Now that that whole ordeal is over with, and I'm back in my own home, and the little lady no longer hates my face, things regarding this blog should be getting back to normal. Whether thats good for you or not, I'm not sure, but it sure as hell is good for me. You guys DO prefer my poetic humor to my RL drama, don't you? Who am I kidding, I don't actually care. So here's some more poetry!
A haiku:
(rather, a series of them)
A dove with a branch,
It is the symbol of peace.
Can I come home now?
I love my Grandma,
But her cooking is like death.
I miss your pot roast
A stripper cannot
Truly come between our love,
So get over it.
You know I love you,
Even when I fuck up big.
I need you near me.
Dawwwww, I know, I had to end with some sappy shit. Sorry about that. But (to answer some of your questions) my girlfriend DOES read this. She actually enjoys it, for some reason. So to all the haters (I'm talkin bout YOU, Arkanyn): You may kindly fellate my neighbor's cat.
He's all ready for you, Arkanyn! ;] |
I like to read haikus,
ReplyDeleteEven when they're really lame
But not the case here
;)
Very rad poetry
ReplyDeletethat's the way to be alpha!
ReplyDeleteWay to go bro.
ReplyDeleteYou needa write more haikus right meow.
ReplyDeleteLol at the stripper one
ReplyDeleteHaha, those are excellent.
ReplyDeleteI like your poems. Keep them up.
ReplyDeletewelcome back!
ReplyDeletehahaha funny haikus. awesome!
ReplyDeletehow was the stew?
ReplyDeleteThere is no stew, it's just a banner!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the love everyone ;]
Glad to see it all worked out.
ReplyDeletehaha, nice
ReplyDeleteYes, the poetry is much more entertaining, although the RL stuff is amusing. ;)
ReplyDeletedaw
ReplyDeleteGreat haiku with a picture that produced luls.
ReplyDeleteQuality post is quality.
haha great blog! I'm gonna keep an eye on it, check mine some time too!
ReplyDeleteAny new haikus on the way? I dig 'em!
ReplyDeleteI suck at haikau
ReplyDeleteThe words do not fit for me
I will an hero
First time for everything...
Great poem, keep it coming !!
ReplyDeletegreat post
ReplyDeletefreakin lol, cats gettin some!
ReplyDeleteCats, ah man! The poetry is very very good!
ReplyDeleteYou should look into publishing a book of some sort.
ReplyDeleteI had to print these out and put them on my fridge. They're hilarious!
ReplyDeletenow that's interesting
ReplyDeletethanks for supporting me to 300 followers! as thanks, check out my stoner girls pictures :)
ReplyDeleteinteresting....
ReplyDeletelol funny cat :)
ReplyDeleteWe wants moar! XD
ReplyDeletei like those haiku's
ReplyDeleteI'll be stealing the 4th haiku for use in the near future.
ReplyDeleteGood poem! And is that cat winking!? O_o
ReplyDeleteSome good poems.
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