I am a Lightweight

Today's piece is entitled "I am a Lightweight" and it goes a little something like this:

You throw like a ninny

You eat like a mouse

You poop like a midget

And you gossip like a louse

But babe when it comes to booze, 

You drink like there's nothing to lose

Like a noble sailor on the open seas,

You down that Jack Daniels with ease!

As I lay on cold floor, feeling my poor tummy roar, 

You chill with my friends until the night ends

Drawing dicks on my face

Not cool.

Though I kid about alcohol, ladies, you should keep this in mind....

That's just sexist.