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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Here's Your Stupid Tigers

Tiger, tiger, on the wall
Please choose someone else to maul.

Tiger, tiger, striped and quick
Eating me will make you sick.

Tiger, tiger, in the zoo
You just stepped in monkey poo!

Ha ha, stupid tiger!

If, after reading this poem, you still think you like tigers, think again. Here's a little video that outlines just how
much tigers suck.


There's a new poll up now... this time you only get a yes or no option, jerks.

Tomorrow's update will be back on topic!

51 comments:

  1. The little poem was actually rather disappointing... The video however, was pure gold and I rofl'd so I guess you passed...

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  2. Nice poem. Tigers are pretty lame.

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  3. I dunno what it is about you man, but you always make me smile so much! The last line I lol'd at :3

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  4. damn always impressed with monkey's agility and speed

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  5. On a second read, it sounds like Calvin wrote it. :D

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  6. Dude i really like your poetry, has an air of nonchalance to it while still being witty. Keep it up!

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  7. Washcloth trick is pretty sweet. Cold shaving cream? Ahhhh!!

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  8. BTW, I just realized you have "and make me some stew" on the artwork on the front page..hilarious

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  9. Seconding what Hidden Blogger said.

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  10. well I made it out debt free, horay cheap school

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  11. naw, don't be mean to those poor litl tiggers ;3

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  12. lol nice poem! very calvin and hobbes-esque :)

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  13. Aaaahaha... that was funny. That monkey played him like crazy.

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  14. i love your poems. hahah tigers are so goofy

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  15. Always original. How bout some new posts?!

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  16. Oh tigers, when will they learn? fucking cats!

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