You throw like a ninny
You eat like a mouse
You poop like a midget
And you gossip like a louse
But babe when it comes to booze,
You drink like there's nothing to lose
Like a noble sailor on the open seas,
You down that Jack Daniels with ease!
As I lay on cold floor, feeling my poor tummy roar,
You chill with my friends until the night ends
Drawing dicks on my face
Though I kid about alcohol, ladies, you should keep this in mind....
|That's just sexist.|